sleeping bear (guess the theme)

here's the problem. okay? okay.

i'm supposed to be writing a four page summary of a report for the district.....excuse me, THE district attorney right now. i'm supposed. to be. and what am i doing? updating my blog. why? because i like you. and because i'm dreadfully tired. and because when i was in chicago, i went into the four story barnes and noble on the corner of clark and washington in order to buy a book, and i did, and i can't stop reading it because....remember real reading? i just did. it's even better than i remember.

the other problem is that i am stuffed with chinese food and white wine. you can't go wrong with that combination, i assure you. i suppose if i really wanted to procrastinate, i could just pack for the old seattle trip on tuesday, but for some reason i can't seem to get up from this chair. i think pretty much the only thing that would make that happen would be if the purpose for it would be to go to bed. man. bed is nice. i'm going to have to do that.

ohhhh, except....i can't! i can't. i promised i wouldn't go to bed until one-thirty, eastern standard time, for an excellent reason. that's a promise i would like to fulfill, but i have a feeling i might only last another hour or so. when did i get so tired all the time? geez. it's not even eleven yet.

alright. two pages! i can do two pages, right? sure, no problem. nooooooooo problemo. yee.