ethan hawley, please come to the information desk: your cat is here.

angry hour is over now. we march ever bravely on, remembering it is summer and not, under any circumstances, the winter of our discontent.

to do:

1) buy "fruit punch," otherwise known, jackie tells me, as "ghetto juice" (no check yet).

2) go to the grocery for food that is not a) spoiled b) gross c) an impulse = leaving with a box of macaroni and cheese in the shape of arthur the uh....marsupial which i cannot spell, by marc brown. (no check yet: also, learn how to spell "aardvaaaaarrrk").

3) "bake something" for tonight's closing show, otherwise known as "buy chips ahoy! on sale." (check and check).

4) take advantage of the yearly buy two used games get one free sale at gamestop and clean! up! (also at gamestop, make sure to purchase at least one (1) game the little children running about your feet would be arrested if caught purchasing. check, joyous check!).

5) go to closing show for man with bags. smile and look happy as you thank God for only one more "fucking" year "of this shit." (no check, but too soon).

6) find any takers for four (4) bottles of beck's. anyone? you calls it, you gots it. check.

7) remember to congratulate bob on fitting moniker. check.