lingo H101: half-swears and other made-up vulgarities. honors course. pre-req 100, 100.02

i believe that chotch is spelled with a "t." i have also seen it spelled like this: chatch. variations include chotchsky, which is a personal favorite and perhaps coined term, denoting a person (hey chotchsky!) or a thing (this chotchsky won't start) or way of being (he was really chotchsky about it). go to, my brothers and sisters.

there is a delicious dinner here waiting for me to finish this post. it waits, patiently. i have to echo monsterbeard's (akimbo! guns, akimbo!) sentiments when i say that halo 2 on legendary is the hardest thing i have ever experienced. it's like somehow worse than the worst and most unfair math test. harder than the nine minute run (national fitness test! holla!). harder than those hand things we had to do in gym class. what the hell were those called?

i had some really terrible nightmares last night involving animated little scary zombie things, and black liquid substances, and the like. that's the first truly scary "nightmare" i've had, rather than just "horrible emotional fear coming true in the form of a dream" i've had in a long time.

dear kt: congratulations! will you do my taxes someday? please. seriously.

there is lots more to say here, including a bit about how i'm starting to have the crazy eyes, but we'll get to that later. food first and foremost. yessir.