also, the concoction was called "the tropical storm"

hey you guys, i'm in the middle of a battle right now so i shouldn't really be writing this at the moment, but hell, that's what the pause button is for, am i right?

i am such a dork.

anyway, today was totally awesome, and i'm going to tell you why. i have discovered two things: 1) my professors might've been completely high this morning and 2) aladdin's.

the reasons my professors had maybe smoked up a little before coming to our final trial at court today are really quite simple: they both started talking to me, at the same exact time, about the possibility of me working for each of them. then, they fought about it. then, they formed some sort of instant law professor superteam union and asked me to work for them as a unit. it was pretty awesome. i have to admit. that might've made my day.

there were some other things that happened during the trial that were pretty awesome, but they are very boring really and involve a lot of law stuff. i'll keep that to myself then, but i will say this: striking something from the record after objecting and winning that objection after successfully arguing it in front of the judge? totally fucking awesome. trust me on this one.

now: aladdin's. today was the second time i've had their tasty cuisine, and let me tell you something people. where have i been? there are a number of things that make this place incredible, and i will now present them to you in a list:

1) they have anchor steam beer, and the beer, my friends, is colder than you can even imagine
2) their menu is approximately twelve pages long
3) authentic, homemade hummus? tasty!
4) jasmine's rice, dudes. seriously.
5) the most delicious fruity, yogurty, honey...uh....honeyed? concoction i have ever tasted
6) lamby-lamb, and wraps, and spinach, and feta, and....
7) tahini on the lamb!
8) tahini on the rice!
9) tahini on my face!
10) no smoking anywhere, even outside

not that i have anything against the smokysmokers. i have a great empathy and slight envy of them. but at restaurants, no no. unless we're talking eat 'n park and the like. though i suppose i always thought of the smokes as something to be thoroughly enjoyed as a taste, you know, like a consumptive in itself maybe, so then it was sort of a disconnect to be eating and consuming all at once. if that sounds like anything other than complete and utter gibberish.

tahini!