i'm serious about the pony.

welcome back. my internship certificate has arrived in the mail. you'd think that something that allowed you limited power to practice law would be attainable through another process remarkably dissimiliar to clipping three UPC symbols from the boxtops of the cookie crisp you eat every morning, but no. it's pretty much the same. i hope when i go to the law school to pick it up there's a decoder ring instead, or a matchbox car, or a my little pony. any of those, really. i'd definitely have more fun with any of those things.

i have a movie here called the shipping news, and this would mark the.....oh.....fourth? fifth? time i've rented it and/or checked it out of a library system. don't be fooled into thinking i've actually watched it that many times, please. i've actually only seen it a total of none. a big fat zero. why? why can't i just put the damn thing in my computer and sit there? i don't even know if i like it! i just keep getting it out so it can sit on the coffeetable. i like to reunite those two every so often.

i'll watch it someday, but not today! today i'm going to see march of the penguins. you bet. details to follow.

i wonder if i get a my little pony, do i have to take it into court with me? and if so, can i just put it in my pocket, or do i have to put it on the counsel table? or talk with it? i'm not sure how these things work, really. i just hope it comes with the little brush.